I had to switch tables at a restaurant because my stomach was tooo big. See. It is not blubber, it is hard.
Other things of note? My baby thinks my bladder is a temperpedic mattress. I am thinking, and I think I am right, that this kid is sitting on my bladder using it as cushion for itself when I walk. My mom said I did the same thing to her. I guess this is payback.
Sorry mom! I didn't know what I was doing. Really.
Yeah, but still.....
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