Since it is raining and I have a badly trained infant who wants to do nothing besides lay in her swing, half asleep, sucking on a bottle, sometimes eating and sometimes not.......I have a second to write an entry here.
By the way, I know the above is bad. It is a habit I am trying to break....but listening to her scream bloody murder all night when she is not sucking on it is hell...and all my research says to do whatever it takes to calm her down at this age.
At least formula to put in the bottles grows on trees like our money so that is good!!
I hate New Years resolutions and don't keep them, so dont make them, rather I am going to make a list of January 20th resolutions.
1) Keep tupperware cupboard organized. This cupboard pisses me off to even think about. It is oddly shaped for one. Two, I have to most heinous tupperware collection ever. Some square, some round, some one brand some another, so stacking it is out of the questions. I typically throw it all in there and close the door fast enough that the child locks hold it closed therefore keeping the tupperware inside.
I should clarify. All tupperware above should have quotes "tupperware" because I am faaaar to cheap to buy real stuff.
2) I am going to force myself to walk at least 30 minutes 5 days a week. I plan to actually lose the baby weight this time. Since there is no chance in hell I am going to get pregnant and then have an excuse to be fat, I may as well. Besides, even though I hate walking, I am wise enough to realize that it is time to myself, because Mike promised me he would watch the two youngest while I walk. So even though I am working out, I am free of bottles and deciphering language of a two year old, which brings me to me next and final resolution for now:
3) Take showers longer than 3 minutes. And no shower I will ever take again will be preficed with "Mike, can you please watch the kids for me while I take a quick shower?" And then I feel guilty the whole time.
I will now say "Mike I am taking a shower" and I will go in there and it will be fabulous.
1 comment:
Hilarious! I hope you do get a FABULOUS shower, and for sure longer than 3 minutes! So I'm picturing you walking around in those heinous shoes with shampoo still in your half washed head cleaning out your tupperware cabinet. LOL. I wouldn't worry about bad habits with the baby yet, just do what you can to get her to stop screaming. I trained mine around 6 months.
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