Yeah But Still....

Technically I have been working out of the house since I acquired all these children.

Other adults that live here (I won't mention any names) believe that I sit on my ass all day trying to figure out DNA testing for the lady on Maury with 8 different potential fathers....

BTW, rather than judging that girl and thinking she is a hooker, may I suggest that she may be smart? I mean she has a 1/8 probability that she gets a father that actually might be helpful...

I digress

While working from home, at my actual job, I utilize the TV as daycare combined with Brody. Yes, parent of the year here, but still better than daycare I assume.

Much to my dismay, in 1 day, my child learned how to:

Rip down the baby gates (kick low in the corner)
Turn round door handles to open the door
Turn round handles through plastic childproof handles
Unlock the deadbolt

This is a disaster because I work with headphones on - which means I am totally relying on Brody to "tattle" on his sister.

Yesterday we found her in the street spraying sunscreen into the wind.

We have since chained up the door like a cheap motel.

I can't say I am excited to find out how she figures out that one.......