Since my house has become Fort Knox...
Let's say I am working at my desk and finish a soda. To save the environment, I should recycle my can. Here are the steps:
1) Open my bedroom door, and hike over baby gate.
2) Hike over baby gate #2.
3) Run past Harlee in hopes she doesn't see me because if she does I will not be able to get back to work without her crying hysterically.
4) Unlock deadbolt
5) Unhook chain
6) Go on deck recycle
7) Shit, Harlee saw me and ran outside - chase her down.
8) Put her back in house, listen to her sream bloody murder because how dare I put her inside.
9) Lock the deadbolt and chain
10) Yell at Harlee for opening to door and pulling on the chain.
11) Listen to her scream even louder.
12) Climb back over 2 baby gates
13) Try to go back to work in a job where I have to listen over the screams of my child.
Seems easier to leave the can alone doesn't it?
Just sayin'
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