Because I hate my children

I refuse to take them out to eat anywhere but Wendys.

Hello .99 cent value meal. It is really the only place I can feed my whole family for under $20.00 - and besides that, the always happy cashier gives me free apple slices for Harlee which is a score as it saves me $1.00. AND when I am really mean, I don't buy them sodas which saves me another $5.00.

So, the other day when my children who know anything (the J's) wanted to go to Subway, I found this funnier than any comedian I have ever watched at the Improv. They, of course, think I am a giant A-hole.

First of all, yes, it is healthy - or at least that is what they claim....but my kids have figured out how to make it the least healthy of all.....and most expensive.

Not only does Jesse think he needs to eat 2 footlongs, but once you factor in all the other crap, you are looking at at least $30.00.....and no wonder, he gets only bread, mayo and turkey. Sorry, not worth the $7.00 a sandwich they charge! For $7.00, you better be putting on extra of everything that is included for that price......just sayin'

Lets calculate:

Stater Brothers
Bread loaf    $1.50
1 Lb of GOOD deli Turkey     $4.99
1 Tub of Miracle Whip     $2.50
1 Bag of Dorritos    $1.99
1 Liter of soda     $.99
TOTAL:      $11.97 + tax

and that is IF you actually eat all of everything listed above.....

This is why I drug my kids to Ralphs the other day and bought (not kidding) 15 loaves of bread just because it was on sale for .99 cents a loaf.....

Besides, I LOVE the funny looks strangers give us......