I am an avid blog reader. I follow a bunch. It is like the super adult version of sitting at a bar with J - 6 years ago people watching....
You're still people watching, but from the comfort of your own home, after the kids are sleep or busy playing, in your pajamas....
With that said, everyone's life always sounds perfect. They have the best husbands, the best kids, the cutest clothes, and houses, ect. Meanwhile, all I do is talk shit...
I would like to say that I LOVE my life 99.9% of the time, but that makes for a boring story to tell....the nonsense is somthing I can relate to better...because that is what I deal with day in and day out..I have found ways to deal with life in a humerous way, because if I didnt, I would be crazy and I certainly would not be living the life I chose.
For example, how many of you have been approached my an exwife of your husband that it is necessary to have an exorcism at your house because it is haunted and would that be okay? Find humor. Period.
So, I would like it to be known that when I type this nonsense, it is me finding humor...
So today I would like to complain about stupidity as it relates to my family.
I would like to say I did not marry dumb. My husband will sit and talk about a trillion inventions he has that will out-do anything invented. And draw them up. If only he had the money to build. He will talk science, and calculate math...and on and on....He will problem solve anything you can throw at him. My step son is to smart for school. He has been in advanced placement for years and even THAT does not keep him interested...
My step daughter is a straight A student, so much so that her school sent her to another school for advanced placement.
And yet, they "cannot" find the miracle whip in the fridge that has been in the same spot for 6 years.
They are baffled by where to put dirty clothes.
Bring in another bag of dog food from the shed? How the hell?
OMG! I called my fried to spend the night but I got the answering machine!!!!! What do I say?
Seriously?
They KNOW this crap!!! WTF?
And so I would like to day that I am preparing to go on strike from "stupidity", or actually, pretend stupidity. I have no idea how to do this, but would love ideas.
Yeah, but still.....
1 comment:
Dont worry girl, I get you.
:) plus, my kid is not old enough to annoy me yet but I do have a husband that would rather play "dumb" than do anything himself.
Like change a poopy diaper. Have you ever wiped yourself TWICE with the same squares of toilet paper on the same side so that poop smeared back and forth on you? Ya, he thinks thats how you clean a pooper with little P. So, I HAVE to do it myself so she doesn't get bacterial infections. The story of our marriage......
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